Neat Evolutionary Timeline

This 135 foot long web page is a timeline of animal evolution with one pixel = 30,000 years. Go down to the bottom and scroll and scroll and scroll. A bit more than halfway across to get to the first multicellular life forms. Scroll more... Four fifths of the way gets us to hard bodied sea creatures. Scroll, scoll... Heck with it. Just slam the slider all the way to the right. There. Now you are looking at the entire cycle of hominid evolution in that last two inches (144 pixels) of screen real estate. All of recorded human history? One pixel.

Feel really insignificant yet? That is God and she's telling you that Intelligent Design is crap and if you want to really feel in awe, contemplate this infinite patience bitches!

Edit on 4.17A super cool shockwave evolution timeline. Drag the red triangle slider.